Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Gym Memberships

Back before the days of cellphones it was common for people to pull up in front of someone's house and lay on the horn to get them to come out. This was in lieu of the arduous task of getting off your FAT FUCKING LAZY ASS and walking 15 feet to the entrance of a house/apartment and ringing the door.

The great advantage of laying on the horn is that everyone in a half mile radius gets to hear that you've arrived. Unlike ringing the door, where only the occupants of the house would hear it.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Kids Will be Kids

It's Labor Day in the United States of America, so let's talk about the hardest working people in show business: porn stars.

At the recommendation of a friend I watched the documentary Hot Girls Wanted. It's on Netflix in the U.S., check it out. Be warned that it does contain nudity and graphic descriptions of sex acts. So unless you're doing a scared straight thing with your kids, maybe save it for when they're not around.

The film chronicles the short career of one particular amateur porn star, as well as highlighting the life stories and careers of a few of the women being represented by the same agency.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

The Discrimination Test

So this woman in Kentucky refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay couples on the grounds of religious freedom. Now she's being sent to jail. People are defending her, because once again the poor oppressed Christian majority in this country is under attack by the well funded, excessively protected, queer/black/Muslim/atheist/whatever minority.

I have a trick for determining whether an issue is an issue. You have to ask a two simple questions: